Why does team 99 take flag football so serious?

Why does team 99 have a professional flag football?

Why do they have professional seniors on their team?

Why does team 99 have game jerseys and everyone else has T-shirts?

Do their players come back just for flag football?

Is it really that serious for a picture in the yearbook ?

Why do they harass other teams like intramural is going to get you to the NFL?

Why do they walk around campus like this isn’t flag football? 

Who’s really voted for SGA? 

Who’s going to vote for Hillary Clinton?

Are you going to vote for her because she hit the Quan on national TV?

Who is running through campus chanting at 5:30 a.m.?

How many freshman females are being preyed on? 

Will GramFam ever learn foreign languages?

Again, football team, is this an early indication of the season ? 

Does the defense know how to cover? 

Who’s calling the plays because you guys can’t stop team 99? 

Why is the track team running the yard ? 

Who’s going to come take pictures and write for the newspaper? 

Did you think we forgot about the pool? 

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