TWENTY QUESTIONS

1. Who was mad that 20 Questions wasn't in the paper last week?2. Did you put the paper down after you realized it?

3. Did the I.M.S. show set a new standard?

4. Who ignored the black and white dress code?

5. Who misses Elijah?

6. Did he really ride the Greyhound to go see Obama?

7. Are the Orchesis on strike?

8. Which faculty or staff member has an adult entertainment archive on his/her work computer?

9. Who feels old whenever they sit on the yard?

10. Who doesn't feel old sitting on the yard, but should?

11. Why are there so many bees on the yard?

12. Is Grambling State University "Bees in the Hood?"

13. Whose refund seems like a distant memory?

14. Does Sammy Sosa have Uncle Ruckus syndrome?

15. Who didn't know we have an interim president?

16. Who sat beside a computer and asked what the interim president's name is?

17. Who is Twitter beefing?

18. Is it called "tweefing?"

19. Who has their Bayou Classic outfits ready but no ride down to New Orleans?

20. How many relationships are about to end because of the Classic?


Disclaimer: 20 Questions is intended for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Those who can't take a joke need not read!!!